Showing posts with label idiocy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiocy. Show all posts

Monday, March 15, 2010

Niels Harrit Versus A Troll

I had the comments section open to Liberal White Boy's Posting on Lucky Larry, when I noticed a couple of comments by this tard named Albury Smith.

Now it's a flame war, and I'm looking for a blowtorch.

Incidentally, he left a link in a number of his postings (apparently, he will repeat postings like a mental patient - I guess he hasn't read the definition of INSANITY) - this is where he attempts to "debate" Dr. Niels Harrit.

Read it here.

I've a meeting - I'll be back.

Okay...not sure if my comment was accepted - no loss.

I wanted to speak about the so-called "settlement" offered to the first responders who had to sue New York City for assuring them that "the air was safe to breathe" while they inhaled their fellow New Yorkers, dust and every bit of particulate matter permeating the air at Ground Zero. Those affected were offered a paltry $657 million to settle their suits...but I forgot - what about the lawyer's cut?!?

I was going to perform a rough calculation, but Judicial-Inc did it for me:

The Lawyer's Cut

A normal fee arrangement is 33% plus expenses (depositions, discovery, travel, meals, etc) on a $ 1,000,000,000.00 Settlement.

$330 million......... in fees

$ 10 million .........in expenses

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$340,000,000.00 is their cut. And it was probably just a negotiation between Kenneth Feinberg and Marc Bern.

So...let's do 33% of $657.000,000:

That gives us roughly $216,810,000 - throw in $65,700,000 (expenses, natch!), and we've got $282,510,000...for two lawyers.

That leaves...oh, about $374,490,000...to divide between 10,000 clients. That's easy...just whack off the four zeros at the end of the original amount. That's right - a little over $35 grand for the people risking their own health, while the LAWYERS get away with the booty.

What's wrong with this story, dear readers?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Fun Time, Or, Detriot Is The Short Road To Hell

I'm not serious twenty-four hours a day...I do know how to have fun. Now, to me, fun is seeing idiots choking on their own stupidity. I have my sources of entertainment, and if you're really interested, send a comment my way and I'll fill you in.

This link, however, I'm not going to keep a secret - Another symptom of the problem: Detroit school board President Otis Mathis can't write (seriously!) - I dare you to try and read this without suffering an aneurysm.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Hot Air Addendum 2 - Travis Kelly

Let's beat this bunch of scumbaggery to death with its own horse...Dr. Rajendra Pachauri and his shenanigans have pretty much done the job, but why leave anything to chance? So, without further ado, dear readers, here's another gem from Travis:

The climate debate has been construed as a left vs. right issue, but there is a third rail that could be called the Libertarian center, expressed by Alex Jones, Paul Watson and other writers at propagandamatrix.com and infowars.com. They've been attacking the AGW "consensus" for years, parallel with their often groundbreaking exposés on 9/11, the fraudulent War on Terror, bankster scams, and other machinations of the "deep state." They called the recent swine flu "pandemic" overblown hysteria serving only to enrich the vaccine manufacturers (the apocalyptic imagination at work again), and it now appears they were correct -- another tempest in a teapot.

They can be relied on for the conspiratorial interpretation of almost every big public event, some more plausible than others, and this includes AGW, which they insist is a Trojan Horse for globalist plans to engineer a world government. Not that all the IPCC scientists are part of some "vast globalist conspiracy," but that the AGW agenda is being exploited for ulterior purposes, much as Mencken observed:

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and thus clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."

I dismissed their claims for a long time -- a lot of conspiratorial research will make you somewhat paranoid. But now I'm not so sure. The utopian/dystopian dream of a world government is not delusionary -- it's pretty much what H.G. Wells called an "open conspiracy," and there is quite a public record of elite bigwigs lusting for a New World Order with they and their colleagues enthroned at the top of the pyramid:

"The Council on Foreign Relations is the American branch of a society which originated in England ... [and] ... believes national boundaries should be obliterated and one-world rule established."

"... the powers of financial capitalism had another far-reaching aim, nothing less than to create a world system of financial control in private hands able to dominate the political system of each country and the economy of the world as a whole. This system was to be controlled in a feudalist fashion by the central banks of the world acting in concert, by secret agreements arrived at in frequent private meetings and conferences."

There does exist, and has existed for a generation, an international anglophile network which operates, to some extent, in the way the radical Right believes the communists act. In fact, this network, which we may aversion to cooperating with the Communists, or any other groups and frequently does so. I know of the operations of this network because I have studied it for twenty years and was permitted for two years, in the early 1960’s, to examine its papers and secret records. I have no aversion to it or to most of its aims and have, for much of my life, been close to it and to many of its instruments. I have objected, both in the past and recently, to a few of its policies....but in general my chief difference of opinion is that it wishes to remain unknown, and I believe its role in history is significant enough to be known.
— Dr. Carroll Quigley, CFR member, college mentor of President Clinton, author of "Tragedy and Hope"

"Today America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order; tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond, whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government."

— Dr. Henry Kissinger Evian-Les-Bains, France 1991

Kissinger is referring to the prospect of a different kind of "new Pearl Harbor" -- an alien sneak attack, "real or promulgated," the necessary pretext for uniting humanity behind a global government. It may sound dotty, but Ronald Reagan, Douglas MacArthur and others are also on record making curious statements about the "alien threat," and how it could bring us all together, in the same way that nations suffering domestic conflict often launch wars against a common enemy, "real or promulgated," to distract and divert the conflict outwards. According to Steven Greer and others, a long-term plan is in the works, Project Bluebeam (http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=42593) -- staging a fake alien invasion using holographic-equipped satellites, electromagnetic weapons, secret anti-gravity craft (UFOs) and other tools in the black-budget arsenal of various military-industrial complexes.

This may sound dotty, but just as Project Northwoods served as an early blueprint for 9/11, the CIA and Pentagon proposed another bizarre scheme for getting rid of Castro: submarines would launch special fireworks over Cuba as covert assets spread the rumor that the Second Coming was at hand, Jesus was displeased with the Communist dictator, and so the good Cuban Catholics would be terrified into overthrowing the red Dictator. Suffice it to say the technology for perpetrating such a hoax is far more advanced than it was in the 1960s.

It's obvious that AGW well serves this agenda, without requiring a difficult-to-pull-off Hollywood spectacle of Aliens ravaging the planet. AGW is a common threat to the planet, and only a united effort by international bodies can save the day. My friend who asserts that AGW is useful for fighting corporate domination of the planet has it somewhat backwards, I believe -- all the international trade agreements so far, NAFTA and the like, have served only to run roughshod over sovereign environmental and labor laws while augmenting corporate power. Although I believe in the U.N. mission in many cases, and it needs more authority to curtail some of the environmental destruction plaguing us, I'm suspicious of the powermongers who dream of running the world. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and there could be no more seductive power than that of global government, and I'm certain that the megalomaniacal world bankers that Quigley speaks are rejoicing over the cap-and-trade bonanza.


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Um...sure...the glaciers will melt in 25 years...idiots.

Monday, January 4, 2010

A Quick Start In 2010

Happy New Year, dear readers!

WattsUpWithThat has posted a letter from Lord Monckton - enjoy.

This from Freedom Is Truth In Action:

Some douche bag was making fun of Jesse Ventura mainly the global warming episode. After i schooled him on here the whole bulletin disappeared so i guess ill explain it again. #1 The earths overall temp. is dependent on solar winds and solar flares.#2 CO2 is not a major green house gas 90%of the all green house gases is water vapor. #3 the largest contributor of CO2 is not humans its the ocean all animals breath out CO2 the ocean is most of the Earth and animals inhabit it 3 dimensionally. #4 taxes {the reason they perpetrate the lie} don't solve problems they collect money. The Republicans and Democrats are 2 wings of the same bird and they are not on the peoples side. Do your research.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Have I Mentioned Just How Stupid The "Weiner Bomber" Story Sounds?

I just started reading Justin Raimondo's piece, "The Lap Bomber Mystery" - I think you should, as well, dear readers.

After you're done, go take a look at the cover of the Daily News for today (Tuesday, December 29, 2009)...oh, what the hell...here you go:

What the hell?

What kind of RETARDS are the editorial staff of the Daily News that they would post this bloody picture of this idiot's underwear on their front cover?

I could do without seeing $#*!stains all around me as I go to work, you frickin' morons.

Yes...the New York Daily News showed everyone what a mess looks like in your shorts...what - you thought that brown stuff was PETN?

That, my friends, is the beginning of a Full Metal Jacket.

Actually, a co-worker mentioned this - the underwear seems to be strategically shaped in the form of an EAGLE.

Weird, isn't it?

Before you depart for greener pastures, dear readers, check out this posting from Natural News. Direct quote: "Prepare to laugh so hard your underwear explodes".

If you still aren't convinced, check this article at PrisonPlanet.

One more...and now the story smells like the fish in The Godfather.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

More Spying From The Only Democracy In The Middle East; The Top 10 Conservative Idiots #375

Before I get into the next act of scumbaggery by our pal in the Middle East, let's take a quick look at Democratic Underground's Top 10 Conservative Idiots - it's a fun read.

Now...hold on a second! Didn't I state something in the title of this posting about a possible spying scandal involving our only friend in the Middle East, Israel? Why would our friend spy on us? Aren't we working in lockstep to fight the War on Terror?

US scientist charged with spying

Stewart David Nozette (AP file photo from Nasa website)
Mr Nozette developed technology for the Pentagon and Nasa

An American scientist who worked for the US defence department and the space agency Nasa has been charged with attempted espionage, officials say.

Stewart David Nozette tried to give classified information to a person whom he believed was an Israeli intelligence officer, the justice department said.

The 52-year-old, who once had top security clearance, was arrested on Monday by FBI agents, it added.

The complaint does not allege Israel or anyone acting for it violated US law.

Mr Nozette, who is expected to appear in court in Washington on Tuesday, faces a maximum sentence of life in prison if convicted.

"The conduct alleged in this complaint is serious and should serve as a warning to anyone who would consider compromising our nation's secrets for profit," said US Assistant Attorney General David Kris.

According to an affidavit, Mr Nozette worked at the White House on the National Space Council from 1989 to 1990, where he developed a radar experiment that purportedly discovered water on the Moon.


The answers contained information... that concerned US satellites, early warning systems, means of defence or retaliation against large-scale attack, communications intelligence information, and major elements of defence strategy
US Department of Justice

He then spent 10 years at the Department of Energy's Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, where he designed highly advanced technology.

In 2000, he set up a company that developed advanced technology for the US government, including for the Pentagon and Nasa.

"From 1989 through 2006, Nozette held security clearances as high as 'top secret' and had regular, frequent access to classified information and documents related to the US national defence," the justice department said in a statement.

Last month, Mr Nozette was contacted by an undercover FBI agent posing as an Israeli intelligence officer, whom he allegedly told he would be willing to regularly answer questions about classified information in exchange for money and an Israeli passport.

Over the course of the next month, the scientist provided letters with answers containing information "classified as both 'top secret' and 'secret' that concerned US satellites, early warning systems, means of defence or retaliation against large-scale attack, communications intelligence information, and major elements of defence strategy", the justice department said.

In return, Mr Nozette accepted cash totalling $11,000, it added.


Dear readers...it's time to call for a complete removal of EVERYONE with dual-loyalties from our government.

If you haven't, you all really need to read Christopher Ketcham's excellent CounterPunch piece on Israeli Spying in the U.S. - you'll thank me for it.

Monday, October 12, 2009

"Heavy Metal" And Analysis From An Asshat


Another weekend, another drunk bastard (or, one may wish to utilize the female perjorative) kills another child. Drinking and driving really is a bad move, everyone.

At any rate, this is from one of those stupid "debunker" web pages. The actual posting is well over two hundred pages - I've seen RFPs smaller than this. The best part of this is the asshat who rants on and on with his flawed analysis when, if he had any fucking idea as to whom he was addressing, his pants legs would instantly overflow with shit.

This is gonna be a good week - I hope this posting finds all of you in good spirits and good health.

Now...onto the bitchslapping...

Fangbeer said
on 10 October 2009


Damn straight - I’m a fucking monster
Somehow I knew you would identify with that character. Are you paying attention John? This is your boy Han:

In that scene Hanover Fist colludes with the drug dealing, child raping, murderer Captain Stern. (I know you’ll see deeper meaning into that name then I do) He does this because Stern promises him a pay off which ends up being a one way ticket to outer space.

Fist, being a mental deficient with dissociative identity disorder uses both outright lies and open threats to achieve his goal. He starts by claiming Stern is a veritable angel. Unable to maintain the lie, he begins to contradict himself. As his rage grows the contradictions begin to take control. Before long he’s a seething brute who’s one objective seems to be the destruction of everything around him. Both Hanover and Stern run off as Hanover turns his apparent rage on Stern. When they finally meet up out of the courtroom it becomes clear that the chase was staged, and the transformation and mock rage were all part of the plan. Stern then outsmarts Hanover, kills him, and the scene ends.

This is the character that our own Hanover Fist is proud to be. Damn straight he’s a dim witted mentally deficient monster that defends rapists, murders, and drug dealers.

Fangbeer said
on 10 October 2009


http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj77/fangbeer/HanoverFist.jpg [see picture at top of posting]
The artist really did a great job with Hanover. Look at the vacant confused stare and the drool on the chin. He’s even got a tiny skinhead brain pan. Just perfect I say.

hANOVER fIST said
on 11 October 2009


More asshattery from moRON.

Who cares if “gaskammer” translates to “gas chamber”? You’re missing the point with your thick head, as usual - the point is that it doesn’t translate to gas DEATH chambers.

Dullard.

And speaking of dullards…oh, Fung…I told you to stick to what you do best - inhaling cock loads, because your grasp of simple movie plots seem to be beyond you.
I guess you thought you hit a home run, what with finding this clip. First, notice that the character’s name is Hanover Fiste. This might work for the databases of ChoicePoint, which was instrumental in the Monkey King GWB’s theft of the election in 2000 by the disenfranchisement of nearly 100,000 legally registered voters in Florida, but it won’t do here. Second, you might want to check out exactly what you’re watching before you make up some retarded analysis…and John…Thomas Szazs was right - all or these “mental disorders” are just excuses for those who don’t wish to take responsibility for their own actions so that they can ingest mind-dulling pharmaceuticals so that they can bliss out like a bunch of mental deficients - but I know that you were being facetious so that you could smack around these loads…but I digress. So…Fung - the clip is from the movie Heavy Metal. Captain Sternn (two Ns, shit-for-brains!) is played by Eugene Levy, and Hanover Fiste by Joe Flaherty, both of SCTV fame. The clip that you’ve offered to your fellow cock-smokers is actually one in a series of clips featuring man’s struggle against evil, represented by the Loch-Nar, which in this clip, is the greem marble-like object that Hanover Fiste plays with as he offers his obviously perjurious testimony. The idea of the clip is that Captain Sternn (created by Bernie Wrightson) is attempting to use Hanover Fiste to act as a character witness. He does intend to deceive the court, but through testimony, not whatever come-soaked crap you gargled up from your gullet. When Hanover Fiste begins playing with the Loch-Nar during his testimony, he begins to lose control and actually speaks of evil deeds perpetrated by Captain Sternn, as in the “pedophile prostitution ring”, and his “selling of dope dressed as a nun”; eventually, it proves too much for him, and he transforms and attempts to administer his own justice. We all know how the clip ends.

So…how do you feel now, jackass?

When I first saw the posting, I couldn’t believe someone could be that utterly stupid. I wanted to rebut your mendacity instantly…but thought better of it. I decided to let your retarded posting stand, and I went on with my day. Of course, it would be all the sweeter to smack the fuck out of you hours later after you thought you had me on the ropes.

That image you posted? After reading this posting, why don’t you ask your boyfriend to stop fucking your mouth and to take a picture of you - I’ll bet dollars to come stains on your face that it will look much like that image.

Now…I’ll bet you’ll reply to this with some whining, bitching and equivocating…but get this - YOU FUCKED UP, BIG, DOUCHEBAG.

Now, if you’re smart, you’ll get in a coffin and nail it shut from the inside.


In other news...I see daily people playing Sudoku on their way to and from work. If only someone could incorporate the events of September 11th, 2001 into a puzzle format, where one would fill in the missing elements, much as one fills in the missing digits in a Sudoku puzzle.

Let me get back to you, dear readers.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Does This Give You Douche-Chills?



MC Rove, indeed!

The only "MC"-ing Karl Rove should be involved in is "Making Ca-Ca" in his prison pants when Big Bubba comes by to make "Miss Piggy" squeal.

Monday, June 23, 2008

US Government Stopped Research After Finding That Marijuana Slowed Cancer Growth

US Government Stopped Research After Finding That Marijuana Slowed Cancer Growth

Posted in Chronicle Blog by Scott Morgan on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 10:15pm

NORML's Paul Armentano has a disturbing account of the history of government research regarding the benefits of THC as a potential cancer treatment: Not familiar with this scientific research? Your government is.

In fact, the first experiment documenting pot's potent anti-cancer effects took place in 1974 at the Medical College of Virginia at the behest federal bureaucrats.

The results of that study, reported in an Aug 18, 1974, Washington Post newspaper feature, were that marijuana's primary psychoactive component, THC, "slowed the growth of lung cancers, breast cancers and a virus-induced leukemia in laboratory mice, and prolonged their lives by as much as 36 percent."

Despite these favorable preliminary findings (eventually published the following year in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute), US government officials refused to authorize any follow-up research until conducting a similar - though secret - clinical trial in the mid-1990s.

That study, conducted by the US National Toxicology Program to the tune of $2 million, concluded that mice and rats administered high doses of THC over long periods had greater protection against malignant tumors than untreated controls

However, rather than publicize their findings, government researchers shelved the results, which only became public after a draft copy of its findings were leaked to the medical journal AIDS Treatment News, which in turn forwarded the story to the national media

[timesheraldonline.com]

They haven't studied the issue since. And because the U.S. government holds a monopoly on "legal" marijuana that could be used for research purposes, they've been able to prevent independent researchers from further investigating marijuana's promising anti-cancer properties.

Armentano notes that research overseas continues to produce very encouraging results

"Unfortunately, our government's blockade against marijuana/cancer research is so mindless and vindictive that it's almost impossible to convince anyone that they do things like this. It's a terrible and frequent conundrum for reformers that if we accurately describe the behavior of our opposition, we end up sounding crazy."

That was added by the original poster...I'd like to go a step further.

Marijuana is demonized simply because it is a natural crop, and NO COMPANY can patent it! I'm surprised that MONSANTO hasn't tried as of yet...

Also, I refer to a Discovery Channel documentary named HOOKED, where the "evil scourge marijuana" is blamed for "exciting Negroes to the point of raping every white woman they see."

So stupid.