Letter From Members Of Congress (with added translation)

Letter from members of Congress

Dear Secretary Clinton:

We are writing to reaffirm our commitment to the unbreakable bond that exists between our country and the State of Israel and to express to you our deep concern over recent tension. In every important relationship, there will be occasional misunderstandings and conflicts.

 (We are setting up our kneepads - I hope that there's some nice, hard, veiny schvantze coming our way...)

The announcement during Vice President Biden's visit was, as Israel's Prime Minister said in an apology to the United States, "a regrettable incident that was done in all innocence and was hurtful, and which certainly should not have occurred." We are reassured that Prime Minister Netanyahu's commitment to put in place new procedures will ensure that such surprises, however unintended, will not recur. 

(Thanks for the bitch-slapping you gave Joe - he needed some discipline..."all we have to offer is broken glass")

The United States and Israel are close allies whose people share a deep and abiding friendship based on a shared commitment to core values including democracy, human rights and freedom of the press and religion. Our two countries are partners in the fight against terrorism and share an important strategic relationship.

 (One for you, one for me...two for you, one, two for me...)

A strong Israel is an asset to the national security of the United States and brings stability to the Middle East. We are concerned that the highly publicized tensions in the relationship will not advance the interests the U.S. and Israel share. Above all, we must remain focused on the threat posed by the Iranian nuclear weapons program to Middle East peace and stability.

(What the hell is your frickin' problem? Shut your quisling mouths! Remember, those people are your problem...)

From the moment of Israel's creation, successive U.S. administrations have appreciated the special bond between the U.S. and Israel.

(From the moment of Israel's creation, successive whores have bellied up to the trough and bared their sphincters for a song...and they paid for it all! This is like going to New York Dolls and getting comped funny money for the full bang session! What a deal! (Let me state that I haven't any knowledge of any such things going on at New York Dolls - but one can hope.))

For decades, strong, bipartisan Congressional support for Israel, including security assistance and other important measures, have been eloquent testimony to our commitment to Israel's security, which remains unswerving.

(Don't twitch so much - I can't get balls deep if you keep doing that!)

It is the very strength of this relationship that has, in fact, made Arab-Israeli peace agreements possible, both because it convinced those who sought Israel's destruction to abandon any such hope and because it gave successive Israeli governments the confidence to take calculated risks for peace.

(We're gonna keep repeating that lie of "those people" seeking Israel's destruction like a retarded mantra - and how do you like the joke of "calculated risks for peace", while we use infants to detect mines? Hahahahahaha! Dumb Goyim!)

In its declaration of independence 62 years ago, Israel declared: "We extend our hand to all neighboring states and their peoples in an offer of peace and good neighborliness, and appeal to them to establish bonds of cooperation and mutual help with the sovereign Jewish people settled in its own land."

(What's in the other hand I'm holding behind my back? Oh, don't concern your little brain with all that bother...oh, he's a strong young boy...he has a PhD? He'll make a fine ditchdigger...)

In the decades since, despite constantly having to defend itself from attack, Israel has repeatedly made good on that pledge by offering to undertake painful risks to reach peace with its neighbors.

(Despite us attacking each and every nation in our vicinity, and committing false-flags like a fat guy fills his plate at an all-you-can-eat buffet, you should understand that all we want is peace - a piece of Iran, a piece of Afghanistan, a piece of Egypt, etc...)

Our valuable bilateral relationship with Israel needs and deserves constant reinforcement. 

(Deeper, please - I can still breathe - where's Ron Jeremy with the baker's dozen when you need him?)

As the Vice-President said during his recent visit to Israel: "Progress occurs in the Middle East when everyone knows there is simply no space between the U.S. and Israel when it comes to security, none. No space." 

(Especially in my tuchis - but here...try some AstroGlide - I'm sure you can fit a couple more inches in there...ahhhh...)

Steadfast American backing has helped lead to Israeli peace treaties with Egypt and Jordan. And American involvement continues to be critical to the effort to achieve peace between Israel and the Palestinians. 

(Hey, c'mon - somebody's kids need to chew the big one - why should they be ours?)

We recognize that, despite the extraordinary closeness between our country and Israel, there will be differences over issues both large and small. 

(We're gonna keep ramming it home, so just bend over and get used to it.)

Our view is that such differences are best resolved quietly, in trust and confidence, as befits longstanding strategic allies. We hope and expect that, with mutual effort and good faith, the United States and Israel will move beyond this disruption quickly, to the lasting benefit of both nations.

(We're gonna keep stealing land and building new settlements, so let's not hear any more about it.)

We believe, as President Obama said, that "Israel's security is paramount" in our Middle East policy and that "it is in U.S. national security interests to assure that Israel's security as an independent Jewish state is maintained." 

(Didn't we write that load of tripe for that uppity mulatto? I guess it's time to release the info nailing members of the U.S. Government who let the events of September 11th, 2001, occur - who'd would've believed that the American public would buy that load of bull nuggets about a CIA asset returning to his Muslim roots and planning the most amazing feat in circumventing the entire gamut of intelligence agencies in the U.S. and committing the largest false-flag attack ever performed in the U.S.?)

In that spirit, we look forward to working with you to achieve the common objectives of the U.S. and Israel, especially regional security and peace. 

(N.S.T.C.!)

Sincerely,

STENY HOYER ERIC CANTOR

HOWARD L. BERMAN ILEANA ROS-LEHTINEN

GARY ACKERMAN DAN BURTON

(Or, better known as 327 scumbags who should be thrown out of the United States after being tarred, feathered and reamed.)