Here's The News: "al-Qaeda" Is As Real As The Easter Bunny

So...what about this horsepuckey that the stupid Nigerian who somehow smuggled 80 grams of PETN past ICTS agents on Christmas claims he was trained by this organization THAT DOESN'T EXIST?

Hmmm...ICTS...don't I remember that name from somewhere...? Oh, yeah - they were airport security on September 11th, 2001.