That's not urine...it's raining!

Amazingly, this enabling pig can piss all over this crowd, and without a cloud present in the sky, will believe that it's raining...I mean, who are the idiots clapping when she states that she's upholding the Constitution?

Holding it up to a shredding machine, maybe...

But...think about this for a second.

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, who admitted that she did not read the Articles of Impeachment submitted by Congressman Dennis Kucinich, has inadvertently offered to the truth-seekers, the ANSWER.

She says that if someone could produce a reason to impeach, that she will commence impeachment hearings. Now...there has been a TON of bloody evidence offered, but apparently, it doesn't pass the smell test.

Nancy...WHAT WILL CONVINCE YOU?

TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.

I WILL PERSONALLY TAKE TIME OFF AND MAKE THE TRIP TO YOUR WASHINGTON, D.C. OFFICE, AND PRESENT TO YOU THE REQUISITE EVIDENCE...but I'll need for you to pinpoint what it is that will get the ball rolling.

Apparently, 935 instances of the Monkey King and his crew of primates lying and commiting crimes against WE THE PEOPLE, not to mention the aforementioned Articles of Impeachment, weren't quite enough...I understand...it's all over the place.

So...WHAT PIECE OF EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED HAMMERED TO YOUR WOODEN HEAD?

Hey...I gots to know.